Wednesday, November 13, 2013

Little Don Juan

- Piano Student (2nd grade boy comes into lesson with a long face, sits on the bench and lets out a long sigh)

- Me:  Are you OK?

- Student:  Yeah.  I'm just upset because me and my girlfriend broke up.

- Me (Surprised but sympathetic):  Oh, I'm sorry.  I know that can be tough.

- Student (shrugging):  Well, I guess I'm just going to have to go out with another girl who loves me.

- Me:  Well, at least you know there's another.

- Student (looking at me like I'm nuts):  Patrick, there are like TEN.  I just have to figure out which one.


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